For the record, and I'm not sure how many times I'm going to repeat this, I joke about violence in some of my posts, but I am probably one of the least violent people you'll ever meet. It's all part of my weird/sick sense of humor. Obviously there is a line where jokes about violence aren't funny and hopefully I don't cross that line too much ;-) If ya don't like it, why are you here anyways?

Oh, and I feel like it's important to note: even though my posts joke otherwise, I do not advocate hitting women. It's an absolutely horrible thing to do. 'enough said.