The Landover Baptist Church is encouraging its congregation to re-elect Bush in this excellent sermon. One of my favorite quotes:

If we ensure W is re-elected, we ensure the Rapture and the reunion with our beloved deceased family members and purebred pets. If Kerry is elected, the world may survive a few more decades, with homosexuals marrying, people’s incomes rising, Americans’ freedom increasing, and a myriad of other social “advances” that can only make folks less eager to pitch the planet into the trash, delaying the inevitable Biblical demise.