http://mmmpoo.com/blog/archive/2004/06/21/871.aspxI think I'm going to start a new service that will call people and check and see if they are still alive. I just saw this story on CNN.com: A man who apparently was pinned by a van he was working on lay dead in his driveway for up to four days beforeen-USCommunityServer 2.0 (Build: 60526.2668)http://mmmpoo.com/blog/archive/2004/06/21/871.aspx#872Mon, 21 Jun 2004 21:35:00 GMT49fb0e6d-dbb8-4111-8ebf-e583124f9792:872Brian LairdI knew i should have patented this! This was my idea! <br> <br>ADT is going to buy you out and outsource you to Indian call centers! They'll find some way to get the price down to 29.95 a month and you'll be screwed! http://mmmpoo.com/blog/archive/2004/06/21/871.aspx#873Mon, 21 Jun 2004 21:38:00 GMT49fb0e6d-dbb8-4111-8ebf-e583124f9792:873mmmPooyour idea my ass! <br> <br>Indians will never be able to come up with new witty queries every day!http://mmmpoo.com/blog/archive/2004/06/21/871.aspx#874Tue, 22 Jun 2004 16:51:00 GMT49fb0e6d-dbb8-4111-8ebf-e583124f9792:874Brian Lairdbuy these guys: <br> <br><a target="_new" href="http://www.americanmedicalalarms.com/">http://www.americanmedicalalarms.com/</a> <br>